Mercenary Asshats

So, the fuckwit who tried to sell me nail glue in comments to my post about spreading Daddy's ashes came back. Are are her/his/its comments, followed by my own, in case the moron gets embarrassed and tries to remove them, because I plan to do everything I can to spread the word about this jerk. Let's see how many other people's grief he/she uses to sell fucking nail products. His/her comments are in italics.

4 comments:
gel said...
Interesting content.

Just wanted to share some information that may help busy professionals caught up with work and who have less time to maintain their nails. You can try out gel nails which are now becoming a hot favorite as they are natural looking even without nail tips and the best way for nail enhancement. Also, if you are allergic to those strong smelling chemicals which you can experience with acrylic nails, then you should use gel nails as these are odorless.

However, when you are planning on gel nail application, make sure you approach a nail salon or a nail artist who is well versed with gel nails and is properly trained and mastered in gel applications. This will save you from problems that can arise with improper gel nail applications.

March 20, 2009 1:40 AM


Katie said...
Dear Gel -

I thank you for your very thoughtful comment regarding the care of my nails. We busy professionals do have trouble finding the time to clean the ashes of our DEAD FATHERS out from under our nails and keeping healthy nailbeds when they've been scoured raw from the grit of ashes and the small bits of bone left after a cremation. It means the world to me that you took the time to offer your thoughts on how I could achieve flawless nails without using harsh chemicals or applying acrylic nails, which I'm sure would fail to stand up to the abuse of dipping one's hands into the ASHES OF ONE'S RECENTLY DECEASED FATHER. I shall hie me to a professional salon and locate a nail artist well versed with gel nails, which I'm sure would stand up much better to the dense grit and mass of cremated human remains; the last thing I want is for a cheapass acrylic nail to come off in the bag with MY FATHER'S ASHES. That would be bad.

Thank you for your concern for my wellbeing and the health of my nails. I am deeply, deeply touched.

Asshat.

March 22, 2009 2:34 AM


Gel-Nails said...

Good information.

I came across many queries in several forums where people have been asking for advice on the best glue that can be used on nails and that is not only strong but also safe on nails. This was the same question I had sometime back when I used to apply nail gel myself. Initially the glue I got would never hold on the way it used to when done in the salon. I then came across the nail glue being sold on gel-nails which lasts very long and is pretty easy to apply. It provides a strong bonding for my nails and also does a great job in repairing the nail tips.

Most important of all is that this is strong glue I was actually looking out for and this is used by nail salons and nail artists for professional applications. It is available at a cheap price at gel-nails and I remember seeing it at a discount of 74% which is great. Maybe this can help if you also face problems relating to poor glue quality as I did earlier.

April 3, 2009 2:57 AM


Katie said...
Again, I would like to thank you for the taking the time to extend your sympathies toward me in a time of grief by making sure I know I can go to your website in order to buy an excellent glue for the gel nails I will almost surely have purchased by now to replace my own human nails, which I broke while struggling to scoop a handful of the cremated remains of my dead father, an activity so shocking, it very nearly caused me to throw up from the stress of it. Your pathos is so entirely evident, I do not know how I could have been of the now clearly erroneous understanding you did not bother to read my original post - or the reply I made to your very generous original comment. Please forgive my dunderheadedness when you have patently proven yourself to be, not a mercenary asshole of the first and highest order, but instead, a kind, giving individual who would never, under any circumstances whatsoever, intrude on someone's grief and horror to sell them nail products. Please rest assured I shall proclaim your heartfelt generosity far and wide on my twitter account, so that all who come here can read your sympathetic comments and patronize your business. I know nothing could have been further from your mind in using my grief as a springboard, but I feel you should be rewarded by everyone on the internet I have in my power to reach finding out what a gigantic piece of work you really are.

No really. I insist.

May 17, 2009 3:08 AM